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"Não sei expressar-me; mas, sem dúvida, você e todo mundo têm noção de que há ou deverá haver uma existência para além de nós. Qual seria o sentido de eu ter sido criada, se eu tivesse contida apenas em mim mesma? " - O Morro dos Ventos Uivantes-

devilfruits:

Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.

asgardfeels:

#that awkward moment when you’re watching the movies with someone who doesn’t get why you’re cackling like a madman at these lines.

british-empress:

Best Game of Thrones quotes #1

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

fvming:

People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with

dany + getting real tired of your shit

jortendo:

whitegirlsaintshit:

how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.

I’m more concerned about how he’ll look when he’s eating.

jortendo:

whitegirlsaintshit:

how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.

I’m more concerned about how he’ll look when he’s eating.

Nearly 30 years of pouting by Robert Downey Jr.